bagelchips:

shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

(via thehilariousblog)

maybe-i-need-you:

please :( any volunteers??

maybe-i-need-you:

please :( any volunteers??

(via and-gravity-prevails)

danceabletragedy:

 Ceramic autopsy by Beccy Ridsdel

(via supergonorrhea)

used-to-be-alright:

Sex is the weirdest thing because one person puts their protruding bit of flesh into a HOLE IN ANOTHER PERSON’S BODY and like rubs it around in there until genetic material is injected into that other person which combines with a DIFFERENT bit of genetic material and BECOMES ANOTHER PERSON like WHAT

(via rudimentarymydearwatson)

Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?

(via 2boys1cup)