shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention
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Sex is the weirdest thing because one person puts their protruding bit of flesh into a HOLE IN ANOTHER PERSON’S BODY and like rubs it around in there until genetic material is injected into that other person which combines with a DIFFERENT bit of genetic material and BECOMES ANOTHER PERSON like WHAT
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Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?
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